Sunday, August 24, 2014
Another stupid, pointless toy for vapid losers with way too much money
Know how commercials are kind of supposed to convince us exactly why we really need, or at least would really enjoy, the product being offered for sale? Well, how does this ad come even close to pulling that off?
I mean, I guess if some woman finds herself married to a bored jackass who wants to pull his jogging outfit from 1975 out of the storage area in the attic, climb on to the roof of the garage, and try to throw a basketball through a hoop in the driveway, then yeah, you might want one of these things. Especially if you want to replay one part of it again and again and again with the rub of a finger.
But really, how many people out there really fit that description? First of all what this guy is doing--- this is something I'd expect to see understimulated kids who have run out of ideas for wasting summer vacation do- and get yelled at by their parents for doing. Second, if I were this woman I'd be too busy being embarrassed and apologetic to the neighbors to be actually filming my dumbass of a spouse. I'd also be too busy yelling at him to get his fool ass off the garage roof and find something productive to do, the freaking knob. Of course, this being 2014, it's far more likely that these hillbillies are proudly posting hubby's little stunt on Youtube in no time- and that it's getting 100,000 "likes" and a comments such as "LOL that is awesome I wanna do that" because YouTubers....well....
Meanwhile- anyone in this neighborhood trying to sell their house on this day? Sorry, you are out of luck.
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The only other application for this glowing plastic square is to take pictures of the new Lexus for Christmas....ReplyDelete