Saturday, August 2, 2014
To Xfinity and beyond? Count me out.
Yesterday, you went into an irritated, impatient snit because you couldn't watch Exactly What You Want Right F--ng Now. Maybe you turned the TV off and actually talked to your family, played a board game, whatever. But it all sucked and amounted to a wasted evening, because No TV.
Today, you've got Xfinity so you never have to suffer through another evening like that ever, ever again. Now you can watch a tv show while DVRing everything being played everywhere, so the phrase "there's nothing on tv, let's read or play a board game or take a walk or just talk" will never, ever be heard in your home because in a month you'll have 3000 hours of --um--- "entertainment"- on that DVR. Problem solved. Thank God.
You people are all f--ing zombie losers and when you die, it will be very, very hard to tell.