Tuesday, December 2, 2014
For all the wrong reasons, Honda gives us a blast from the past
About half a dozen of these horrible Honda "remember when you were a kid and a simple toy could make you happy- you know, before you became an entitled douchebag who thinks CARS make good Christmas presents" commercials popped out of nowhere and on to my television a few days ago. They are all very depressing, but this one is probably the worst, because it includes a really cool toy from the mid-1980s, otherwise known as the Decade When Everything That Makes Life Worth Living Peaked.
I mean, when you think about it, the 80s were the decade of The Cars and R.E.M. and Michael Jackson and Madonna in her cute Material Girl stage and the last decade until rap music invaded the airwaves and dumbed down music, apparently forever. It was the last decade in which pretty much nobody had a cellphone- which meant you could be legitimately out of touch and have a conversation with someone without being interrupted by Someone More Interesting On Their iPhone. It was the last decade without the internet, the last decade without 24/7 "news," and the last decade in which we didn't fight a single war for no clear reason in the Middle East. It was the decade in which the real Star Wars Trilogy wrapped up and we had no idea that Lucas would go insane and ruin it with CGI recuts and three god-awful crap "prequels" later. It was the decade in which Democrats and Republicans could get together to fix Social Security and grant amnesty to undocumented workers.
It was the decade of Danger Mouse and miniature GI Joe Action Figures and Zelda II (if you had an inside girl at Waxie Maxie's- and I did.) And it was the decade of He Man and Skeletor as toys, not as lame-ass spokesjokes for Honda. (From almost ruling Eternia to this- man have you fallen far, Skeletor!)
"Remember when you wanted me for Christmas?" Well, no- but I remember when my nephew did. Neither he nor I grew up to imagine getting Hondas for Christmas, but I bet we'd both appreciate a cool He-Man toy in our stockings.
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Oh, it was even worse than that. The toys didn't say "Remember when you got me for Christmas?" They said "Remember when you got me for THE HOLIDAYS?"ReplyDelete
Please. Nobody gets presents for "the holidays." They get presents "for Christmas" or "for Hanukkah" or whatever. Not for "the holidays." That's another Fake Thing Said in Commercials that Nobody Would Really Say in Real Life.
Normally I don't buy into the whole Fox News crap about how Christians need to panic that they will be arrested for wishing someone a Merry Christmas rather than Happy Holidays. But this is one case in which I will make an exception.
Ace is the Place with the helpful hardware Folks, after all....;>)Delete