Tuesday, December 9, 2014
"See mom, I'm not wasting my life playing Xbox! I'm 'winning!'"
"Let me tell you something you already know"- ummm, why, exactly?
"Life isn't all sunshine and rainbows"- is that really what you wanted to tell me? If the answer is "yes," then you're right- I already knew that. Everyone over the age of two already knows that.
"It's not about how hard you hit, it's about how hard you can get hit," blah blah blah already horribly cliche'd clips from Rocky Balboa which has nothing to do with this ad since nobody sitting their fat butts down and playing stupid video games is either hitting or taking hits.....
"This is what winning is" -- or something like that, I'm not watching this awfulness any more times than I actually have to. Winning is playing XBox? Um, whatever- I don't see a whole lot of "winning" going on here, unless being an adult and spending money on a stupid, time-consuming toy is what "winning" means nowadays ( I actually don't doubt it.)