Sunday, December 21, 2014
Quick note concerning the first twenty seconds of this Buick ad
1. The Valet Monkey is trying way too hard to find this fricking car. He's running up and down the parking lot muttering "Buick...Buick....Buick...." as if his life depends on getting it to the douchenozzle Eurotrash couple waiting for it inside of thirty seconds. I guess his entire salary is tips?
2. Why doesn't he just use the freaking carfinder on the keys right away? Seems to me that they'd teach this in Valet Monkey 101.
3. Why does Eurotrash Dickwad need to ask for his Buick anyway? The way he and TrophyWife are sneering at Valet Monkey, it looks like it must be an entire twenty feet away. Is it a We Ate at a Restaurant With Valet Service so Damn It We're Going To Use It?
4. If you don't want to punch Unshaven Eurotrash "It's the Buick" scumbucket in his self-satisfied face, you are a far better person than I am. He and TrophyWife both. Assholes.