Saturday, December 6, 2014
Ok- cute or not, this girl's time is up, AT&T
Once this woman finished explaining to the stupid knob customer how easy it will be for him to waste his life fooling around on his new phone with it's awesome gigs plan (WTF-ever, 21st century) it was really time for this commercial to be over. Buy this phone and this deal, and you never have to have a conversation with an organic life form ever again. Message received. Over and Out.
Naturally, AT&T could not let it go before adding an Exclamation Point of Dumb, however. So we get this other jackass who hasn't noticed that there are fifteen people waiting to be pandered to and told where to sign hundreds of dollars a month away on a stupid toy and instead decides to try to steal Cute AT&T Girl's sale away from her with a little attempt at levity which- I don't want to be overly harsh here- really ought to get him bludgeoned to death in an alley on Christmas Eve.*
New Year's Resolution AT&T- let's move on from this. This girl is easy to look at but you've run out of plausible things for her to say. Do something revolutionary and actually end an ad campaign before we are tearing our hair out with bored despair whenever one of your stupid commercials comes on, and a girl who went from being a Very Pleasant Break from Flo to Oh Her Again finishes up at Oh God I Never Want To See This Person Where's the Damn Remote Make It Stop. Please.