Friday, February 6, 2015
A new triumph in marketing- Viruses you actually have to order and have shipped to your home via snail mail!
Ok, I'll admit two things straight out- first, that when I first saw this commercial, I was sure that it was a brilliantly done gag. I mean, come on- there are a thousand "download this thing which will quickly convince you that your computer is about to explode it has so many viruses, and it will replace those viruses with OUR viruses" services- MyCleanPC, PCMatic, MyFasterPC, etc. (which may or may not be the same product under different names.) Who would actually respond to a slow internet connection by ordering this device and then waiting for it to show up in the mail? Oh, right- really old people who like to be ripped off by operators instead of impersonal buttons and who find the idea of "downloading" really confusing and frightening.
Second- I can't find any complaints about this particular device, which seems to be nothing more than a Magic USB* which does exactly what the downloadable things do....without installing viruses and cookies which can't be removed ever? Maybe it's because it's a new thing that nobody has purchased and been screwed by yet? Maybe it's legit? (I kind of seriously doubt this, because if it IS legit, it seems to me that it would be a huge seller at Best Buy or any number of stores that sell computers- heck, Dell could make a bundle selling them off their site....)
*Why didn't they just call it MagicUSB? Old people love Magic- check out the popularity of Copper Bracelets and Angel Coins. Maybe it's the USB part? Then just call it Magic Thing You Plug Into The Side Of The Computer. Gotta know your audience.
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