Sunday, February 1, 2015
Think "tuck your baby in from a phone booth" sounds inviting? YOU WILL
Think that you'll ever be permanently attached to your work, on call 24/7 via your "cellular phone?" YOU WILL.
Think that you'll ever carry a television around wherever you go and watch it on trains, planes, while in your car, while in the park, and all of the other places you used to go to do interesting things which involved exercise? YOU WILL.
Think that you'll ever sit in restaurants and stare at a little screen instead of having a conversation with the person you're "having lunch with?" YOU WILL.
Think that your children will ever demand- and receive- data plans which allow them to become texting, downloading, viewing morons like their parents? THEY WILL.
Think that you'll ever forget how to have actual face-to-face meetings with actual human beings because you've built an electronic cocoon around yourself and have become a socially isolated zombie? YOU WILL.
Think that you'll ever become addicted to the idea of recording every television show and then spending entire weekends "catching up" on "your favorites" instead of doing all those things you currently do with weekends- like meet up with friends, go to plays and movies and museums, or just read? YOU WILL.
Think that you'll ever spend a huge chunk of the only life you'll ever have playing video games involving cartoon birds and candy and exploding skeletons and wizards, even though you're an adult? YOU WILL.
It's 1993, and AT&T is giving us a grim vision of our electronics-dominated future. If only we had played closer attention and remembered that no matter how helpful technology looks at its introduction, it always gets twisted and corroded by Wall Street and Capitalism. Meh, it probably would not have mattered.
Oh, and BTW- what the hell is a "fax?"