Saturday, January 31, 2015
Yeah, I think I've identified your problem, GoDaddy Lady....
And no, it's not that "running your own shop is brutal," although I will say, if that's your attitude despite the fact that a few seconds later you admit that you basically have no customers, you really need to give up this I Can Run My Own Business fantasy and get yourself a job, you weird tool.
No, your problem is that your disgusting family is hanging around your shop scaring away any potential customers you MIGHT have had. Not that you are helping, acting like an idiot who doesn't seem to understand that the little dance you are all doing is supposed to simulate having sex (when that started all I could think was OMIGOD THERE IS NOT ENOUGH BRAIN BLEACH IN THE WORLD TO GET THIS COMMERCIAL OUT OF MY HEAD EVER. And I never use the phrase OMIGOD.)
This commercial is one of the reasons that I think people who say things like "I watch the Superbowl for the Commercials" are the sickest, scariest weirdos on the planet. Because as horrible as this ad is, we all know it's going to be topped sometime Sunday night. What is the matter with you people?