Saturday, January 17, 2015
Buy an Altima, and Feel like Royalty....
Preferably, 18th century Royalty. Instead of a carriage, drive around in this LookAtMeMobile and enjoy the jealous stares of your Lessers until they get sick of dealing with your nonstop doucheyness and drag you kicking and screaming out of it.
Continue to act like Royalty and demand that the dirty masses take their disgusting unwashed hands off your Superior Self and get back to knowing Their Place. Continue to demand the respect you didn't earn in any way other than choosing your parents wisely all the way up to the moment your head is lopped off your smug shoulders and stuck on a pike.
Better yet, stop dreaming about Acting Like Royalty and recognize that you live in a Society that will hate you if you attempt to Lord It Up over us. And someday, we'll be done taking it and we'll turn on you. And then you'll wonder what was so great about pretending to be Royalty. As the flies suck the last of the dried blood off your rotting skull. Jackwads.