Sunday, February 8, 2015
Hey look, a reason to wake up tomorrow
I still think that cell phones represent the ultimate debasement of technology, but e-cigarettes have to be running a close second. Check out this ad- we've reached a new Renaissance here, folks. Tomorrow is going to be great- because now you can stick this new thing in your pathetic addicted mouth and suck away on something that Isn't Exactly A Cigarette but you can bet contains all kinds of harmful junk our wonderful FDA will reveal to us in another generation or two- when e-cig addicts can be counted in the millions, of course.
Or, you could just see your doctor and take steps to quit your stupid, juvenile, disgusting, life-shortening and healthcare cost-inflating habit. Morons.