Sunday, February 1, 2015
Oh Seriously- Bite Me, CTU
Look, I've got nothing against Online Courses and Online Colleges. I get that they offer some level of educational opportunity for people who can't afford "the traditional route," or who already hold down jobs and simply do not have the time for classes on campus. Fine.
But pompous schmuck narrator? Don't tell me I was some kind of Go Along With The Crowd zombie because I went to a traditional college for four years and sat in classrooms and made friends and had actual face to face conversations with professors and went out for beers afterwards to discuss class material and plan study strategies.* Don't try to convince me that I was a sheep who let "the system" get "control" over my educational experience and "run" the four years I spent at that school. Because you are just coming off as a jealous punk jackass who is trying to make a virtue out of being unable to deal with the discipline required by a structured curriculum. I don't admire you one bit.
Run away, run away, lock yourself in your bedroom and set your own schedule, if you've got the skills to do it and stick with it. When you apply for your "career" (I suggest you ditch the attitude first) good luck competing with the people who have already demonstrated a willingness to adapt to a challenging educational structure they couldn't mold in their own comfy image. Be ready to explain to the guy who is interviewing you about how "traditional" college "wasn't for you" because you like to "work at your own pace." That will go over great, Mr. Rebel.
So good luck "at" Colorado Technical University.com. I'm sure it will leave you with warm memories of all the chat rooms and the time Pikertroll67 made that awesome point and stumped the "professor." And that other time you OD'd on Red Bull when you realized that all the school's flexibility couldn't get you out of attaching that essay and getting it into the class's Shared File by midnight. Like Animal House and Back to School wrapped into one, wasn't it, you scruffy pompous loser?
*I spent every other Thursday night my Sophomore year at my girlfriend's house studying for the bimonthly Anthropology test. Yeah, that would have been much more fun online. But we had to deal with 1980s technology, so what could we do?