Friday, November 27, 2015
Three Quick Question for viewers of this Verizon Ad
Never mind all the Norman Rockwell-ish imagery that pervades this cloying nonsense. Here's what I want honest answers to:
1. If the parents had slipped each of their crying little brats a shot of whiskey instead of handing them an electronic drug to keep them occupied during the long drive to Grampa's, would that have been worse? I mean, the whiskey would have just knocked them out and given them a nice nap. The tablet encourages the use of a glowing screen as a babysitter/pacifier. Plus, it can't be great for their eyes.
2. If Verizon really wants us to shut our electronics off-- ever-- why do all of it's commercials celebrate the "miracle" of 24/7 "connectivity" and the "joy" of houses filled with people staring at their personal electronic best friends while ignoring those organic life forms who seem to exist to suck up data and deny them their share of broadband?
3. Did anyone visiting you this holiday actually shut their phones off when they arrived at your house so they wouldn't be disturbed by the outside world and would spend their time actually enjoying your company and the company of other people in the same room? And if you answered "yes," is there room in your family for one more?