Tuesday, November 24, 2015
Yeah, these people look like they are really anxious to save 25%, Kay Jewelers
"For the woman who already has everything, including an impossibly enormous, almost cavernous mansion, a successful Eurotrash-wannabee husband, and 2.5 children: Another F---ing Rock, courtesy of Kay Jewelers."* At least we don't see someone drive off in a $75,000 SUV at the end of this crud. Even without that, I don't buy the idea that the 25% sale was what sealed the deal for this guy. Judging from his surroundings, I doubt he's noticed the price tag of anything for quite some time now.
Warms the heart. Or turns the stomach. Or has me reaching for the cyanide. One of those.
Between Kay Jewelers, Audi and Lexus, it's going to be a long, painful rest of the year.
*You're trying to hard, buddy. You bought her a long time ago with the house and kids. The repeated purchase of cheap jewelry won't bring her back if she's wandering, and won't change her mind if she's considering looking for an exit. But again- you can afford it, and it's better to be safe than sorry.