Thursday, January 26, 2017
If Kid Cuisine was actually made OF penguins, it might be more nutritious.....
I guess all the penguin stuff ("made by pengueens?" Wow, we aren't even trying here, are we?) is meant to distract us from the fact that this is greasy non-food disguised as Decent Nutrition and Good Parenting. It fails because if the child penguin - no doubt desperate to consume SOMETHING that wasn't actively KILLING him- didn't show up with a basket of peaches there would be NO nutritionally redeeming value to the "meal," which until the introduction of a dabble of fruit consisted of fried processed chicken parts and fried potatoes.
And then we get to see why the little kid is eating this crap- Mommy is a bit too busy on the phone to "waste" time making something that might actually help her offspring grow up to be a healthy adult. Naw, just eat this microwaved fat instead, kid. Mommy's got priorities.
"Made by pengueens" but fortunately not actually consumed by them. We have enough endangered species as it is.