Friday, January 6, 2017
Sift Away, you lost me with "Watch This."
Um, NO! You CAN'T MAKE ME!
And you can't sell me on the idea that "everyone loves cats" or whatever piece of bs you start this ad with. I'm in the universe which includes everyone, and I have zero interest in having one of these little mammals in my house, stinking the place up with their sandboxes of stench-filled poo. Yuck.
Of course, dogs are even worse- especially in the suburbs, where the Joys of Ownership include walking the things around and picking up their leavings. Yeah, that's attractive. Why stop at one- I want at least a dozen dogs. The more the merrier, right?
Anyway, I hope that nobody felt compelled to watch this awfulness. It was too good to pass up for this site, but I wouldn't even wish the ad on a cat owner. This must seem all too familiar to you. I don't understand you at all and I'm quite sure I don't want to, but I am curious- do you really think that if you just sift away the horrible clumps you leave behind "clean" litter your nasty little pet will be just thrilled to use again and again? Really?