Thursday, May 11, 2017
Finally, Milk as a Social Statement!
I was going to go with "My milk is whiter than yours" or "Milk for Rich White People," but I thought this title was more to the point.
Fairmilk is nothing more than milk which is "cold-filtered" and reconstituted to provide more protein or other nutrients but basically still just milk repackaged and sold in a fancy bottle to stupid white people with way too much money who are suckers for commercials like this. Within seconds I'm sure they all reacted to this ad by thinking "awesome, another way to demonstrate my social status because just shopping at Whole Foods instead of Giant and driving a Lexus instead of a Honda just doesn't do it for me anymore."
So please, Upper Class Suburban Zombies- go out and buy this stuff and make sure you let everyone know you do. Maybe slip it into Garrison's lunchbox before he heads out to preschool. Or just have the nanny do it.