Tuesday, July 4, 2017

Karlie Kloss brings inane blather to a whole new level...



Whoever Karlie Kloss is- and Youtube tells me that she's a Supermodel and Entrepreneur, whatever- she isn't a web designer and at no point in this video does she show me how to design my own website.  She just shows me how to type Wix.com on my web browser's address line, which I'm pretty sure I could figure out all by myself and without one stupid video after another hosted by Karlie Kloss.

She also shows me how absolutely, unbelievably delighted she is with herself and her life of camera-mugging, jumping around, and generally acting like an idiot with a brain stuffed with straw and yogurt because she knows how to use Google to find chimp-friendly tools her assistant can use to create a website to let people know that she's not JUST that annoying woman on YouTube peddling Wix.com- she's a real, successful Supermodel and Entrepreneur!

Anyway, glad you're picking up a little money on the side, Ms I'm Supposed to Know Who You Are and Take your Advice on How to Build a Website even though it consists entirely of "use Wix.com."  I strongly suspect that if you posted a video "showing us" how to peel a banana, it would involve nothing more than "type 'Peel a Banana' and watch this other cool video, glad I could help, now if you'll excuse me, I have to get my picture taken grinning like a psychotic moron 'cause that's what I do!  Glad I could help all you non-Supermodel non-Entrepreneurs!"
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12 comments:

  1. UnknownJuly 21, 2017 at 6:41 AM

    Thank you for this, she is driving me insane.

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  2. UnknownAugust 17, 2017 at 7:58 PM

    most annoying person/ad on youtube... How can I disable ad's on youtube? any help would be nice.

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    1. John F JameleAugust 18, 2017 at 5:34 AM

      My guess is that it can be done, but it costs- either a fee to YouTube or in the form of a virus, or both.

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  3. UnknownAugust 26, 2017 at 3:53 PM

    bahaha finally some like-minded people

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  4. keepkalmAugust 28, 2017 at 12:46 PM

    It's even worse than you probably realize. That code is just wack. https://seobandwagon.com/2017/why-wix-is-bad-at-seo/

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    1. John F JameleAugust 28, 2017 at 1:05 PM

      I only understood about one-third of the article, but thanks.

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  5. ShamamaSeptember 4, 2017 at 12:29 AM

    It's an ad. For Wix. Obviously she's 'peddling' it. She is a model so that's her job. And she is an entrepreneur. She founded a camp that teaches girls how to code.

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  6. brendan amorusoSeptember 5, 2017 at 7:21 AM

    she can barely get through the word "created" in the ad... too many syllables for the poor thing

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    1. John F JameleSeptember 5, 2017 at 8:10 AM

      She might be semi-believable if we actually saw her USING Wix to do anything. Instead, she just types Wix.com and tells us that it's "easy" to create our own websites using Wix.com. Then it's back to having her photo taken in gaudy clothing.

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  7. UnknownSeptember 27, 2017 at 7:17 AM

    I thought it was just me. The woman is making me ill.

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  8. Frank BOctober 28, 2017 at 5:25 AM

    Satisfying. Oddly... satisfying.

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  9. Frank BOctober 28, 2017 at 5:28 AM

    Satisfying. Oddly... satisfying.

    The most entertaining time her ad came up was when I was trying to watch a video on building a website with Angular 2! :)

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