Friday, July 28, 2017
Remember when Dell sold their laptops as educational tools?
Well, that's over. Now Dell encourages kids to use their laptops to secretly play stupid video games instead of paying attention in class.
Oh, but maybe the hidden message here is that Peter Parker is already a science savant bored out of his mind in a way-too-easy High School science class, so he can totally ignore the lame teacher and play mind-numbing, time-sucking games and still ace every test?
And I'm not even going to get into the fact that the kid is supposed to be Peter Parker and he's playing a video game starring- his alter ego? Seriously, what the hell? Oh wait, I said I wasn't going to get into that.