Wednesday, August 16, 2017
The Upgrade includes Asian kids dressed as angels singing you to sleep
If you live in this freaking palace, you have ZERO business complaining about the quality of your sleep, you entitled asshats.
Seriously, I just love these ads, which always feature the beds located in impossibly opulent rooms with 360 degree views of oceans, city skylines, etc. The message of each is "you're unbelievably wealthy. You've got pretty much everything. Oh, but if your sleep isn't 100 percent perfect, then neither is your life. I bet you didn't even realize it, but for a few more grand which you have lying around anyway, even your sleep can be Superior to that of your Lessers. So buy this."