Monday, August 14, 2017
Just innocently destroying the planet, one stupid move at a time
I bet the woman is this ad always unplugs her phone charger when it's not in use. You know, to save energy and all that. Think Globally, Act Locally.
And then, before going out on a date which will last a few hours, she leaves her television on so her dog can watch ping pong. Otherwise, he might.....um, be lonely while she's away, I guess.*
One step forward, two steps back. Again.
*this is assuming, of course, that the guy goes through with the date after witnessing her insanity. Personally, I'd see this as her way of scaring me off. It would work, too.