Thursday, July 26, 2018
Another Xfinity Watch Stuff With Other People Around Ad
Lost in all this nonsense is the fact that we have several adults hanging around some kids' birthday party watching a soccer match on their electronic devices for some reason. I mean, I can't believe that those costumed people are there for the kids*- they aren't playing with those kids,** they aren't entertaining them in any way, they are just dressed while watching a soccer match.
And those guys wearing Suburban Dad outfits- well, maybe they ARE supposed to be suburban dads, but they can't possibly be the parents of any of the kids here, otherwise they'd be actually supervising or even (gasp) partaking in the fun those kids are having. So why are they there? Maybe the signal is really good in this backyard?
Way to waste those precious years while your kids are still kids, Stupid Adults. "Hey, remember that birthday party where I won the cake-eating contest?" "Um, no, where was I?" "Oh right, you were watching something on your phone. Good times, Dad. Good times."
*A mime? Really, Xfinity?
**The douchenozzle "parents" are so absorbed with the soccer match that they can't even be bothered to remind the entertainment that they are being paid to ENTERTAIN and not watch tv? WTF?