Saturday, July 28, 2018
Range Rover Velar demands that we Respect Our Betters
..because I watch baseball games, and apparently somewhere in the audience for baseball games are people who live in gated mansions guarded by Siberian Huskies or White German Shepards or whatever the hell breed of dogs these are (the idiots at YouTube are arguing about it. No kidding. Check it out. Next to desperately "needing" to know the "song" - I think they mean "music," as I don't hear any lyrics- they really, really want to argue about what kind of dogs these are.
Personally, I'm more interested in why I this commercial would make me want to drop 85,000 dollars (no kidding, that's the retail) on a fricking LookAtMeMobile. Apparently, it's to earn the "respect" of the Perfect White Dogs who guard my f--ng palace. What were those things going to do if the guy showed up in a mere Audi? Eat it?
Clearly the message is that when you drive one of these Douchenozzle Delivery Systems, you command "respect." The respect you think you deserve but apparently don't get enough of despite the ridiculous house guarded by ridiculous dogs. Respect is all about having an extra $85 Gs hanging around, I guess.
This ad makes those Lexus December to Remember commercials look almost quaint, dont they?