Sunday, July 22, 2018
Toilet Paper and a question about Suburbia
1. No, nobody on the planet is confusing this toilet paper with a robe. I know that the people who make this ad realize that and this is just a joke, but it's still a pretty stupid line.
2. I've lived in the suburbs for more than twenty years. I have never once seen anyone actually stand on the sidewalk in front of their house wearing a robe and holding a cup of coffee. Or even just wearing a robe. Does this ever happen in real life? And if so, may I ask why? Is standing in front of all your neighbors wearing a bathrobe and holding a cup of coffee just a privilege of suburban living I've never taken part in, or what?