Friday, July 6, 2018
Mila Kunis sitting alone at a bar. Only in a Jim Beam Commercial.
Yeah, it's an invitation. It's an advertisement, and all advertisements are invitations to purchase something.
So, woman at a bar, if you take advice from coasters, "accept" the "invitation" to buy a glass of whiskey. Because your coaster has an ad for Jim Beam on it. And because Mila Kunis encouraged you to before bleating something about "making history." I don't think I want to know what kind of "history" this woman can make if she drinks a glass of whiskey, but whatever.
Meanwhile, Mila, I've been tossing coins into fountains for years, and we still aren't married yet. What the hell is that all about?