Sunday, September 9, 2018
Humira, please fire your casting director!
(Sorry for the quality of the video, I'll swap it out when I find a better one.)
Isn't it adorable that this 14-year old girl* has finally brought her 25-year old boyfriend home to meet the folks? "See daddy, this is the guy I have been talking to online all this time- I TOLD you you'd like him!"
(Oh and there's a few moments of tension where it appears she isn't sure he'll show up, because he's got this issue with having to go to the bathroom a lot and she forgot to tell him that her parents do, in fact, possess an operating toilet despite living in a dollhouse.)
In one scene, the little girl shows her boyfriend photos of last year's ballet recital before taking him for a walk to visit her Very Bestest Place on Earth, the tire swing daddy attached to the tree for her in the summer of 2014. Later, daddy pulls boyfriend aside for some alone time to ask him about the size of his bank account to see if he's truly worthy of buying his daughter. They also eat lunch in one of those weird No Escape If You're Not on the Aisle kitchen booths made for couples but incredibly awkward for more than two people. Do these things really exist in real life? But I digress...
It's all just so adorable, and apparently has something to do with some drug that does something. Personally, I'd settle for a drug that makes me forget this commercial. Oh wait, there already is one. It's called bleach.
*I mean, just check out her bedroom. WTF??