Not going to comment on the colonel's long arms. Too obvious, and anyway intentional.
Not going to comment on the fact that it's the WOMAN of the family who "forgot dinner," like it was her responsibility and her's alone. For the same reason- this is supposed to be all retro and stupid so that is also intentional.
Not going to comment on how sad it is that Jason Alexander has descended to this level. Gotta pay the bills, I guess.
Nope, I'm going to save my snark for the fact that the colonel walks in with enough food to
And of course each bucket of steaming fried chicken parts is overflowing. But I'm not going to snark on that, either. Because that's always the case in these commercials, and I've done that bit before.