Friday, September 21, 2018
Progressive's "Son" Commercial is too real to be funny
"What happened to my son?" Well, there are two possible answers:
A. He is using all that crap you bought him because he asked for it and giving him an electronic cocoon is a lot easier than actually being a parent. So your son, who grew up in a gleaming-white plastic house, has grown up to be an isolated little creep because daddy wanted to be left alone. Or,
B. He bought all this stuff with his own money, which he has because he's still living at home despite being financially independent enough to buy thousands of dollars worth of Virtual Life Because the Real Version is Too Hard crap.
Take your pick, jagoff.