Saturday, April 13, 2019
This Geico Commercial isn't Progressive in the slightest
See, I'm pretty sure we are supposed to appreciate that this is yet another ad featuring a Mixed Race Yeah What Are You Going to Do About It couple, but seriously that is soooo 2018. Mixed Race couple in a YouTube ad? Um, yeah-- so? How are you going to demonstrate how Woke you are next? Gonna show us a man washing dishes or a woman wearing pants?
Meanwhile, all I see is that two ugly people found eachother and are now a couple. Seriously, I don't care about their skin color. These people are UGLY.
Oh, but wait-maybe THAT'S the super-progressive message of this ad: Look, you don't have to be physically attractive to be in a stupid insurance ad! You can be really, really unattractive and we'll still put you on tv because Deal With It America, This Is 2019!