Friday, April 12, 2019
What Justin Does with his Dr Scholls
Every day, Justin "chooses" to walk....um, because his crummy job as a tour guide kind of requires it. Kind of like I "choose" to get up before 6 AM so I can get myself to school to teach before the first bell rings. It's a choice, you see.
And at the end of the day, Justin chooses to take his little daughter to an upscale neighborhood they don't actually live in so she can practice riding her bike in safety. Because I'm sorry, but tour guides don't live in neighborhoods like this. There's probably just too much broken glass and garbage lying around in Justin's actual neighborhood. Not to mention the crime.
Or wait....maybe Justin is actually a bond trader who likes to conduct tours through the city on the side because he's a People Person? That's more plausible than the Tour Guide Who Lives in a Freaking Mansion on an Exclusive Suburban Street, anyway.