Tuesday, November 26, 2019
Discover Antisocial Obnoxiousness
Because the best place to have a long conversation with the Discover Card phone bank is while you are standing in the middle of an aquarium. I mean, other than a museum, library, waiting area at the airport, or while standing in line at the grocery store, I can't think of any better place to loudly discuss card options, can you?
What's that you say? Have conversations like this while in the privacy of your own home? Well, how would you possibly be a royal pain in the ass to other people if you do that? Seriously, if you're going to hold off on calls that can clearly wait until you get out of public areas, what's the point of even HAVING a cell phone?
Personally, I'd miss listening to people drone on at high volume about everything under the sun, including stuff that silly past generations might have considered Private. Those silly old people, with their crazy backwards notions of not being a braying jackass around others who are just trying to enjoy their thoughts without being distracted by your Very Important Phone Conversations About Anything! Fortunately they'll be dead someday so we won't have to deal with their sighs and head shakes and disapproving glances much longer!
(Oh, and here's an extra special punchline: The comment option for this particular YouTube video is closed. I guess Discover doesn't mind making commercials featuring people being obtrusive sociopaths, but don't really want to read any responses about said commercials from others. Rather hypocritical, wouldn't you say?)