"Because I've tried everything except get regular exercise and cut calories, and nothing works!" Ok then...
Based on the backgrounds we see in this ad, not one of the dim bulbs who bought into the idea that a vibrating skateboard could burn fat and build muscle lacks the money to get a gym membership and personal trainer or the money AND the room to purchase actual exercise equipment. And if they have time to stand on this stupid piece of crap, they have time to actually go to that gym or use that exercise equipment. They have plenty of money and room. What they lack is common sense and a willingness to accept that just as gaining weight and turning into a blob of Jell-o took time and effort, so does losing it and getting toned.
There's simply no end to this garbage, is there? From sauna suits to Thighmasters to this hilarious bit of nonsense, there's a bottomless market for Quick Fixes out there for people who are allergic to the notion of Calories In, Calories Out and REGULAR EXERCISE. Thing is, this stupid piece of plastic probably has a weight limit, so most of the people who would be interested in purchasing it (and who probably don't look a THING like the people in this ad) will have to lose some weight BEFORE they can get on it without snapping it in two.
*what's "elite" about it? Oh my god, does that mean there's a previous version of this thing out there? What does this one do that the original didn't? I don't even want to hazard a guess.
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