(No, not THAT one. THIS one. Ok, they are all weird.)
Clearly the only thing this woman has going on in her life is that her apartment building features the most spacious and best-kept laundry room in the planet. I mean, this is IMPRESSIVE. I'm guessing that she used to go into raptures every time she walked into it, but that thrill wore off, and now she's tripping over the smell of her laundry detergent. And now she has nobody but herself to blame if her kids are ingesting Tide pods, because let's face it she isn't the best role model they could have had.
Seriously, get a date, lady. You are waaaay too lonely.