Maybe it's the ridiculous amount of bling. Maybe it's the incredibly LOUD fashion statements these guys are trying to make with their choice of clothing (I mean, come on- they look like they just stepped off the set of some 1940s gangster film.) Maybe it's the downright creepy way this one guy is determined to show up the guys he meets at the cafe.
Nope. I know what it is that really annoys me about this stupid ad which is allegedly for an overpriced LookatMeMobile (the "LookatMe" vibes are even stronger that usual here, I must say.) It's that this jewel-encrusted asshat decided to park his truck right in front of the cafe, completely ruining the view of the street beyond the sidewalk for his "friends" and for everyone else who happened to be trying to enjoy the nice weather with a drink and some conversation at that particular restaurant on that particular day. Sorry, Everyone Else- I can't be bothered to put this thing in a parking garage or lot like a normal person who doesn't have a gigantic stick shoved up my ass (or just deserves to.) I'm putting my truck right here, barely a yard away from your face, so you can appreciate it and absolutely nothing else during your stay. Even the waiter seems perplexed at this- like, "why are you damaging the dining experience of everyone else here? Who the hell do you think you are?"
Or maybe it's just that this is a really, really stupid commercial trying to distract me from the truck - you know, the thing that's actually for sale- with bling, clashing colors, and arrogance? Whatever. This is crap, Toyota. Stick with that deranged lunatic Jan. At least I can understand what her pitch is.