I guess this is how you one-up the neighbors who always seem to have a DoorDash or GrubHub or whatever delivery guy in their driveway, except how do you casually let those neighbors know that you are SO SO VERY BUSY and that money is SO VERY NOT AN OBJECT that you actually purchased a food service that includes a specialized oven along with the prepackaged, Sprinkle This Packet of Seasonings on So You Can Pretend You Participated in the Creation of this Meal food boxes which show up like clockwork every other week?
Oh, and lady? I don't give one flying damn that you have more time for conference calls because you made this stupid commitment of money because
you can time is precious. Doesn't make you less of a lazy idiot who throws around cash like it's going out of style. I can't relate to you, and I really don't want to, either. Order a damn pizza.