After all, look what the simple addition of this option offers you: With just a click of a button, you are instantly relieved of any responsibility for staying within the legal speed limit. Stop signs and red lights do not apply to you. And (as near as I can tell) pedestrians are required to leap out of your way and other automobiles to pull over to let you move along. I assume that Sport Mode engages flashing red and blue lights and a siren, I'm just not sure why they weren't shown in the actual commercial.
Because nothing is as good as it appears on television, I must also assume that there are limits as to when the owner of a Nissan Sentra is allowed to engage "Sport Mode." You probably can't use it if you are late to your shift at McDonald's or want to swerve around the three cars in front of you in the Drive-Thru. But if you need to get home to your Suburban Estate because your dog is doing damage to your furniture, crank that thing up and let everyone know that your need to get home has become the most important thing in the Universe and will continue to be for however long it takes you to get to your driveway. And if another car or a pedestrian rudely fails to notice that your car is in Sport Mode, well, dents can be fixed, scratches can be buffed out, and blood washes off easily. Time? You never get that back.
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