Yeah, I want a dozen of these things. Sure, I do.
Cripes, I won't even own a cat because I don't want to deal with a litter box. I don't own a dog because I'm not picking up after him on a walk like I'm a servant. If I had a best friend, they'd take care of their own "leavings," thank you. But to quote James G. Blaine, "I have no friends, thanks be to god."
Oh yeah, back to these babies- maybe I'll get myself one when they come out with a model that can use the toilet right out of the box. Until then, I'll leave others to wipe, wipe, wipe, wipe, and use Walmart Same Day Delivery because before that was invented, pre-toilet trained kids just went naked when Mommy and Daddy irresponsibly forgot to pick up diapers I guess. Wipe me down? More like, Count me Out.
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