Monday, April 29, 2024

"Psychics" means "Scammers" in Californiaese.


I almost feel guilty in making this post; it's the very definition of Punching Down.  I mean, the snark writes itself.  How absolutely out of touch, desperate and gullible do you have to be to buy in to this level of grift?

Well, I get at least one answer from the comment section- the person who posted "I need a reading, but I don't have any money."  I don't wonder why a person who thinks they "need a reading" doesn't have any money.  It's not just that fools and their money are soon parted; it's surprising when they manage to get together in the first place.  I'm absolutely convinced that if you gave 1000 poor people a million dollars each, in 90 days they would be more poor than they were when they received the money.  People who call "California Psychics," think they are saving money by getting dinner at the local fast-food drive-thru, "need" the latest iPhone, take "vacations" from their part-time jobs and plan to pay for them using next year's tax refund are all the same:  Determined to never, ever have excess money in their wallets. 

Never mind drug testing; if you get any kind of government assistance for shelter, food, medicine etc. your phone records ought to be checked for California Psychics and if it turns out you are spending so much as a single dollar on these scammers I want you cut off.  Otherwise, us taxpayers are subsidizing your Stupid, and I am so very sick of subsidizing Stupid.  Get your palm and chakras read on your own dime.  Or take my free reading:  you are destined to be poor.  Because you are The Dumb.  Now move on and find something else to do with your time that doesn't involve buying something you don't need and can't afford.

1 comment:

  1. If it isn't that, it's the Lotto. The idea of something for nothing is just too appealing to people who don't wanna grow up.