Sunday, September 27, 2026

Chumba Casino: When Commercials get Sad, I get Mean

 


And there's nothing sadder than a guy dealing with a broken date with a night of staring at his phone screen and tapping to earn "coins" of whose worth, I am proud to say, I have absolutely no concept.

Maybe this guy's girlfriend was able to get her boyfriend's intense ugliness, but not his sad addiction to playing stupid gambling-adjacent games on his phone?  Well, at least when she turns him down, he won't have to hock that ring behind her back.  

Yeah, I have no mercy for the actors who are willing to appear in ads pitching this garbage.  And - Ryan Secord?  He's still a thing?  Well, considering that he's in ads for Chumba Casino, I guess the answer is "No?"

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