Saturday, September 12, 2026

This idiotic Hilton "Extra Towels" Commercial

 


1.  Why does it take two people to deliver extra towels to the room?  One person to actually carry the towels and another to tell the customer that these are, in fact, the extra towels they ordered?  Is this why the room is so expensive, Hilton?

2.  Who is going Without because an unlimited amount of extra towels is being made available to this one room?  Does Hilton just HAVE an infinite supply of towels stashed away somewhere?  Every single one of these towels will have to be laundered for the next guests.  Going to be hiring more help to get that done, Hilton?  

3.  Why is this commercial running twice during every commercial break of the college football game I have on in the background?  What's with the oversaturation?  Once was too many.  Once every break is too many.  Twice during every commercial break is, I believe, a War Crime as defined by the Geneva Convention.

4.  Why is everything and everyone on tv so stupid?  Why does every ad have to assault our common sense and braincells like this?  I'm pretty sure it wasn't always the case.  What happened?  

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