1. The reason why Sports Gambling "is now available in all fifty states" is because the Supreme Court struck down an attempt to pass an online gambling ban in 2018 and the states then realized that taking a stand against online gambling was not worth it when weighing it against the lost revenue as their own residents simply crossed state lines to gamble.
2. Know how the AI "associate" connected to your DraftKings account always reacts when you lose a lot of money? It sends you condolences- and free money to gamble with. Say you lose $500 betting on the NFL one Sunday. The next morning, as you get up to spend another week at the job that more and more only exists to feed your addiction and maybe are reflecting on how maybe-just maybe- you should just delete that app from your phone that is robbing you of your financial security, you get a notification on your phone from an AI saying something like "looks like we* had a rough week- these things happen! Here's $100 in credits to show we care!**" Your connection is your friend, y'all!
*"We" didn't have a rough weekend. The gambler did. DraftKings had a GREAT weekend, because a GREAT weekend for DraftKings REQUIRES a bad weekend for a majority of its customers.
**DraftKings understands that there are people out there who really do consider getting professional help to stop gambling after suffering a heavy loss. They really DO care about these people, and want to cut that idea of getting Woke Soft Liberal Counseling out of the thoughts of their customers FAST. A quick $100 or so in free "money" to gamble with is worth it to keep the addict addicted.
Enjoy the games today, brought to us by Every Online Gambling App Out There.
No comments:
Post a Comment