Tuesday, August 4, 2015
Trying to understand this Miller Lite ad...
I mean, I should give it a shot since it's going to be on every commercial break during the Orioles-Tigers game this afternoon, right?
So this guy is heading off to do Karaoke - and feels compelled to let the convenience store know about it. Before he goes, however, he needs to buy a six pack of light beer.
1. Why? Don't Karaoke bars serve beer? He clearly doesn't need to drink a few beers before he works up the nerve to sing in front of an audience, since at the drop of a hat he'll belt out a line for a total stranger (who really needs that condescending smirk wiped off his face btw.) Maybe it's for the audience, which might respond better to his crooning after a few beers?
2. Am I supposed to think it's charming that the smarmy convenience store guy needs to know what they guy's plans are for the night? Um, is this an f--ing store or not? Ask for my ID, give me my change, mind your own g-d damned business, smarmy convenience story monkey.
As for the "let's hear some," um-- no. Come to the bar and hear me sing there if you want. I'm not your f--ng trained seal, knob.
3. If this guy is going to do Karaoke, why would he be at all gobsmacked when a woman comes in during his idiot screeching? Oh right- because he's not drunk yet?
4. How is any of this supposed to make me thirsty for watered-down beer?
Meh, no. I still don't get it.