Saturday, November 19, 2016
And then I'm going to kill you, right here at IHOP...
Fifteen seconds in, I'm pretty sure this guy wishes he had just taken himself to IHOP and left this latest mistake from Match.com at her home.
Tomorrow morning I'm going to IHOP, by myself, and ordering three or four of these Seven for Seven meals. Not because I want to eat them. I just want to see the look on the waitress's face when she takes my order as I sit there all alone. My guess is that, this being America, she won't bat an eye. This is the land of Golden Corral and Cici's Endless Pizza and Frosted Fried Dough and Supersized Sodas and Taco Bell's Fourth Meal Campaign,* after all.