Monday, November 21, 2016
Nintendo's idea of a family gathering....
This woman is very clever- instead of just being honest and telling us that she wants to keep her kid occupied while she entertains other adults, she pretends that she's doing the kid a favor by letting him have "me time" with his stupid electronic game. Because he can't have "me time" when it's not the holidays and family isn't around to visit- he can't be asked to adjust his precious game-playing schedule in any way whatsoever because, well, family. God Freaking Forbid.
So instead of talking to aunts and uncles and grandparents he probably rarely sees, Little Tommy (or whatever the hell his name is, I'm not watching this crud again) just zones out and wastes the entire day staring at a screen while his relatives attempt to form a bond- ANY kind of bond- by offering him tips on how to "win" the pointless nonsense game he's playing. His response is to glare angrily at this invasion of the "me time" promised by mom. My response is to lose just a little more hope for the future of humanity.
Oh, and the mom has a daughter, too. She's in another commercial, with another toy she's obsessing over 24/7 while mom bleats something about "boundaries." This is a very sad tv family.