Sunday, November 6, 2016
Another bland-as-hell slice of lifelessness from Mazda
1. You're still Jeff and Susan. Now you're just Jeff and Susan with a baby. Get the hell over yourselves.
2. Maybe Susan should be driving the car, least as long as Baby is along for the ride. Jeff acts as if he couldn't find his ass with both hands and a flashlight. I also can't look at Jeff's face without thinking "holy crap, this guy had sex with that woman?" Money. Is there anything it CAN'T do?
3. They didn't do a good job baby-proofing the house. The baby got in easily. MY house? That is TOTALLY baby-proof.