Tuesday, May 22, 2018
Drivetime's Insurance Commercials Don't Add Up
This is what Drivetime Insurance thinks a Mathematician looks like in the year 2018- a skinny old guy with long, gray hair and a wild look in his eyes using a chalkboard the size of a football field to do calculations. Haha those people who do The Maths are so silly! Such crazy old guys (no women of course, that's silly- women don't do maths! That's why they can't manage a checkbook LOL!) No laptops or projection screens for these crazy old men! They'll be covered in chalk dust scratching out figures on green slate 200 years from now, just you wait and see, 'cause they're so weird with all their numbers and such!
Not sure what this has to do with insurance, but whatever. Hey, Drivetime? I personally know people who teach The Maths. They actually use computers and projection screens now. They also come in all colors and sexes, what a world we live in. How about getting your brain out of the 1950s already? Because this doesn't make me want to buy anything. Certainly not insurance. That's what your selling here, right?