Thursday, May 24, 2018
Toyota Jan Presents: Stuff happening you might need a way to get to
There's stuff that happens during the summer, and having a car can help you get to that stuff.
Here's some of the stuff that happens during the summer- Mother's Day, which you may have thought happened on a Sunday in Spring, but Toyota Jan is here to clear that up for you- is an example of that stuff. So is Memorial Day which, again, your faulty memory might have tricked you into thinking happened during the Spring, but nope, it's totally a summer thing.
There's also family reunions, but only for black people. There's the beach and fishing and baseball games and the park if you're white.
There's all this stuff to do, and most of it isn't taking place in your front yard, so here's a vehicle with an internal combustion engine you can use to get you to the area where that stuff is happening. Go check out your local Toyota dealer to purchase your very own travel machine thing to get you to places where stuff is happening but might be too far away for you to walk. Do it now, while the prices on these wheeled people boxes is comparatively low, because Summer.