Sunday, June 2, 2019
Unintentially Funny Commercial from Car Shield
These guys are total scumbags, selling crap non-insurance to people who drive lemons and live in constant fear of a repair that will ruin them finacially. Companies like Car Shield prey on such people by using that fear to suck money they can't afford to part with out of them on a monthly basis.
But I have to admit that there's one moment in this ad that just makes me break out laughing every time I see it. That moment shows up at the 18-second mark, at which point the arm-waving spokeschoad stands in front of a hypothetical car bill which lists two items under the red letters "WHAT YOU OWE." Here's what it says:
Quantity 1: Replace Defective Part in Car Price Each: $4143 Total: $4143
Quantity 13: Labor Price Each: $100 Total: $1300
Where to start? First of all, will some mechanic out there tell me which car part costs $4143? And as long as I've got a mechanic responding, can one tell me if they've ever written up a bill which says "Replace Defective Part in Car" without actually naming the part?
Second, why is the word "Replace" in the first line of the bill? That sounds like a LABOR COST to me, but the labor cost is in the SECOND line. Clearly the people who wrote the script for this junk have never looked at a car bill....or, they just like treating their audience like children who need things dumbed down to the point of hilarity.
Third, I guess the "Labor Price" is the hourly rate. It's also the only believable part of this ad.
Speaking of this ad, it goes on for another forty seconds but there's really nothing new to comment on here- just another "All Covered Repairs will be Covered with your Coverage" extended warranty scam which will make poor people poorer and leave them holding the bag when they find out that the repair needed on that beater they are desperately trying to hold together Isn't Covered, Sorry. Probably because that Defective Part in Car was Defective when you bought the insurance and you didn't tell Car Shield about it so sorry your Coverage is void check the fine print next time. Good luck paying that bill all by yourself (but first, seriously, ask your mechanic what that defective part is, because I'm still super curious.)