1. Hey look, TrophyWife decided that she would use the joint bank account to buy her husband a car for Christmas, how generous of her!
2. Why is it that, in the moments leading up to the reveal of the "gift," TrophyWife has the same terrified look on her face that the now-infamous Peloton version of her had in that other commercial? What is it with ads this season showing us women frightened of their husbands like this?