Tuesday, January 14, 2020
With McDonald's just around the corner, you never have to go anywhere else
From the people who brought us Shamrock Shakes and McLobster Sandwiches comes a new atrocity which encourages Americans to never really move away from their dietary comfort zone: the "Southern" spicy bacon cheddar onion Faux Exotic Somethingburger (I'm not watching this again to get the actual name of this Stack of Bland Crap on Bread- I'll probably see it in the description once it posts. That's how many f--ks I have to give.)
Why would anyone travel when you can get country-fried steak at the Cracker Barrel, Authentic Italian Cuisine at the Olive Garden, seafood like your Parents Never Ate at Red Lobster, and Pizza Just Like Back in the Old Country at Dominos (oh my god, I just commit heresy like four times in one sentence?)
So save your money and the hassle of travel. All the awesome Home Cookin' is right down the street being served up by the nearest of several thousand carbon copy franchises. And you didn't even need a passport!